Fake, “life-like” baby monkeys to cuddle. “Clementine needs a cuddle,” the ad says, but that “unwanted baby”? Sucked to pieces. Fake monkeys are ready to come home to you, unlike real “unplanned” babies who are not allowed to be given life and adopted to a loving family. Our arms should not be wanting for babies to cuddle, societally speaking. If, for some sad reason, they are perhaps we should re-evaluate why, rather than turning to cuddle vinyl primates. Latex sex. Vinyl “babies.” It’s all fake, and not so cute or appealing after all.

“S❤ Truly Real”